I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it